People who were picky about their drinks at the bar turned out to be sexually bland. She did not know why she thought this so...Ever since she was 20, she had always been attracted to men with thinning hair. Like Sean Connery.

Smart presidents usually became the target of assassins so people with higher than average intelligence probably did their best to avoid being elected.

Look Mister, I don't care what you think, you are bald. If the census had a "bald" category, You'd be in it, no problem. If you go to heaven, you're going to bald heaven. If you go to hell, you're going to bald hell. Have you got that straight? Then stop looking away from the truth. Let's go now. I'm taking you straight to bald heaven, nonstop.