Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'