When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.

Before a marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you`ve said; after marriage, he`ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won`t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.