When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

A man's ""ideal woman"" is usually the one whom he passes with a worshipful bow-when he is on his way to call on the other kind