"Basically, men are afraid of women and can’t handle the fact that they came out of the same thing they spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into."

"The only thing worse than the Pastor Terry Jones scheduled Koran burning is the fact that he canceled the proposed event."

"What I'm saying is America has a job deficit because hundreds of thousands of jobs went elsewhere. Not because [Barack] Obama raised your taxes. He, in fact, lowered them. They are lower."

"Almost all human who can form a sentence will eventually let you in on the fact that their lives are very difficult and sometimes very hard to manage."