In all my years of play, I never saw an ump deliberately make an unfair decision. They really called them as they saw 'em.

There ain't much to being a ballplayer, if you're a ballplayer.

I don't want my picture in any cigarettes, but I also don't want you to lose the ten dollars, so I'm enclosing my check for that sum.

I don't make speeches. I just let my bat speak for me in the summertime.