I can't drop it. It's how I'm drawn.

Greetings, cybernuts! This is I.B. Nosey, your official unofficial reporter!

I escaped from an interview with that laboratory-loving doctor, Ag O. Nee, just barely by the shadow of my Nosey nose!

I've been compared to Inspector Clouseau...or has he been compared to me?

I'm the official unofficial reporter.