5 Quotes by Ilona Andrews about humorous
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Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'....'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.
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Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix."Andrea: “Aha. Keep telling yourself that.
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We took a right at the fork, heading farther north. The charred houses continued. To the right, a large sign nailed to an old telephone post shouted DANGER in huge red letters. Underneath in crisp black letters was written:IM-1: Infectious Magic AreaDo Not EnterAuthorized Personnel OnlyA second smaller sign under the first one, written on a piece of plastic with permanent marker, read:Keep out, stupid.“We aren’t going to keep out, are we?” Ascanio asked.“No.”“Awesome.
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Mad Rogan: "Resistance is futile."Nevada: "You are not assimilating me!
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... If he ever told me that my wife is a 'potential threat' again, I would become a real and immediate threat.
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