Is he a scumbag in training?” Richard glanced at the gunman. “At least have the decency to hold the gun properly, you fool. If you don’t know how, pass it to someone who does. I’m not going to suffer being shot at by anything less than a full- fledged lowlife. (Richard)

She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could make it wiggle so much but she proved me wrong.

A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!”Oh my gods. The alpha of Clan Cat just got smacked with a rolled-up newspaper. “Mom!”She pointed at me with the newspaper. “Do not shame me.”I clamped my mouth shut. When she pulled out the shame card, it was all over.

She had wailed loudly enough to wake the dead and make them call the cops.

Her eyes sparkled. “You should try calling, ‘Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.’”“I will kill you and nobody will find your body.

The things you don’t know or realize are an ocean, and your mind is a tiny boat upon its waves.”Ancient disses were the best.

Because that's what it would catch in the wild, a boar, right? I can't wait to see a pack of bunnycats take down a wild hog with those short tiny legs. Wouldn't the boar be surprised?"Everybody was a comedian. "May be if I oink loud enough, it'll leap across the beam and try to devour me.

I leaned forward slightly and pulled the lower lid of my left eye down.“What the f**k?” the stocky, muscular woman behind Tremblay murmured. Not a melee fighter. She stood flat on her feet, planted like a tree, and carried no weapons. “She's asking you if you can see the care in her eye.” Saiman said helpfully.

Go to the Black Sea, meet new people, see beautiful places, get killed by a mutant carnivorous kangaroo goat. One item off my bucket list.