Conservative Christians take every word of the Bible literally except for the part about Loving Thy Neighbor.

Doing good for the sake of a heavenly reward is not an act of good, but a business transaction.

Mankind will never know peace until the last politician is strangled to death with the entrails of the last priest.

Atheism is the philosophical equivalent of a fish denying the existence of land because he lacks the means to experience it.

Lucifer is the hero of the Bible, and the most misunderstood being in its narrative. He is not Satan, but the Light Bearer!