Conservative Christians take every word of the Bible literally except for the part about Loving Thy Neighbor.

Whoever said that one cannot be moral without being religious never had morals in in the first place.

The process of dying is falling asleep. The process of death is waking up.

Doing good for the sake of a heavenly reward is not an act of good, but a business transaction.

Mankind will never know peace until the last politician is strangled to death with the entrails of the last priest.

Atheism is the philosophical equivalent of a fish denying the existence of land because he lacks the means to experience it.

True power lies not in the spotlight, but in the influential shadows.

Freemasonry is a spiritual practice that good men of every spiritual practice can agree upon.

An ideologue is one who places agenda above truth.