I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.

Eve, did you marry me for my money?""You bet your ass. And you'd better hold on to it, or I'm history""It's very sweet of you to say so.

The goodie drawer of all goodie drawers. This dildo not only throbs, vibrates, expands, and comes equipped with hands-free feature, it sings a choice of five popular tunes.” He crouched beside her. “You couldn’t have tried it out that quickly.”“Pervert. I turned it on to see. He’s got some illegals sprinkled through here, too.

Roarke winced and began the delicate task of extracting his feet from his mouth.

It was the first day in the life of the new lean and mean Peabody. An hour later, she lay on the grubby floor wheezing like the dying. Her quads and hamstrings burned, her glutes wept, and her arms couldn't stop screaming for mama."Never doing this again," she announced. "Yes, you are," she corrected. "Can't. Dying. Can. Will. Help me, I think I broke my ass. Wimp, pussy. Shut up.

Eyes on hers, he flicked her shoulder. Her mouth fell open.She started stomping the floor."What in God's name are you doing?" he demanded."Trying to kill the giant tarantula, because the only reason I can figure you just fucking flicked me is because there was a big, fat spider on my shoulder.

I keep thinking, well, this'll settle down. It's bound to level off and settle down. But it doesn't. Even when things are just going smooth and we're just....living, I can look at you, and I've got no breath left.""Every minute with you, I'm alive. I never knew before there were pieces of me unborn, just waiting for you. I'm alive with you, Eve"She sighted, touched his cheek. "We'd better get out of here. We're getting mush all over the pool.

No way that was a act. She really is that gullible. She really is dumb as a sack of moondust.""Yet very sweet."Eve rolled her eyes toward him. "I think you have to have a penis to get that impression.

You staked him. You actually staked him.""It was handy. Let's get those medics in here. I don't want this guy skipping out on multiple murder charges by dying on me. I want to know the minute he's able to talk. I think we're going to get an interesting confession.""It's supposed to be the heart." she heard Peabody mutter. "It's really supposed to be the heart."Eve blew out a long breath. "Keep it up, Peabody, and I may have Mira shrink your head after she's done with the second-rate Dracula