4 Quotes by J.M. Darhower about humor
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I'm not that bad,” he said. “I'm rich, popular. I have a sense of humor. I'm good looking, and not to mention I have a really big—
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I’m gonna take a nap, Heaven,” he said, wanting away from her to clear his head. He didn’t like feeling uncomfortable in his house.“Haven,” she corrected him as he started to walk away.“I know,” he said. “I kinda like Heaven though.”She turned to him, and their eyes met for the first time since he’d walked into the room. “Me, too.
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He bowed jokingly, and everyone laughed as Mrs.Anderson shook her head. "Did you even read the material?""of course I did.""Who was the leader of the North?""Lincoln.""No, he was the president.""Yes, which means he was the fucking leader of everyone."-- Carmine
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I'm not hungry." "Then at least let me get you some water." "I'm fine, Karissa," I tell her. "Good as new." "You're delusional." "You mispronounced handsome." She scoffs. "Not today. You look like shit." "Whatever, so maybe you're still handsome, even when you look like you've been fucked by the grim reaper.
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