I am praying for your eternal soul.""Don't bother.""Come on, don't you want to go to Heaven?""I wouldn't know anyone up there. And don't get too prissy with that religious bullshit, true? I don't want to spend an eternity without you, so you need to come to Dhunhd with me.""Will they have milk duds there?""yes, but they'll all be melted together. And we'll be surrounded by Yankees fans, televangelists, and no booze.""We'll think of some way to pass the time.""We always do.

Good? No, that didn't go far enough. She'd made him feel… alive. Awakened.

Look upon me, Mistress. Watch as I wither!

Okay, okay, okay … go to your corners, boys. This is a nice Aubusson carpet you’re standing on. You get blood on it and I’ll have Fritz so far up my ass I’ll be coughing on his hankie.

The weight of the dead was heavier than the pounds of the body.