17 Quotes by J.S. Mason about Wordplay
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new performance ongoing where pages of a dictionary are ripped out and thrown on the stage floor, it’s a play on words with the title of the show being ‘Pun’.
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It all began when Santa’s helpers demanded Universal Elf Care.
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But before the man could reach the door, there was a knock, like one that happens to precipitate a courtship meeting for two punctuation marks that are going out to dinner and one really doesn’t like the restaurant, but goes anyway because they’re a comma dating.
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even that store with a counter-productive name that must have been created by a linguist, called ‘Tattalso parlor’ in lieu of the much more conventional ‘Tattoo’.
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one man asked his friend, 'So how is her figure?', to which the reply was, 'Ballpark'.
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But then the room became sullen, like a community member meeting for sheep that are hearing a ruling about to be declared and are asked to speak now or forever hold their fleece.
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the designer music shop that sold status cymbals.
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like a blustered Bostonian sheep blubbering about being sheared at the ba ba
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Breathe in and breathe out for me in even 1-2 counts,' the doctor instructed Herman.Herman did as he was told even though one is an odd number.
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