And to make matters worse, the two deer shining the lanterns inside the ambulance’s headlights were tired and explained through an intercom system that would not be working again until the morning.

like someone who obsessively collects paintings of hoarders

Get your head out of your ass, you already reek of hypocrisy, so why add notes to the fragrance?

I’d normally spare you the details, but that would kind of defeat the purpose of writing a story.

He threw caution to the wind. Caution was not too fond of the wind and would later seek revenge on him for this treacherous debauchery.