Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.

I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

I'm like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like... well, Eichmann maybe.

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.