Women. They're irresistible that's for sure, and they love to remind us that they are the keepers of our desires.

She wants to drive me crazy so that I’ll want her even more. She’s teasing me. That’s what women do. You ever heard of a man doing this? Course not.

We’re like Pavlov’s dog with these mammary glands, and it’s only the threat of jail or some other unthinkable repercussion that keeps us tethered.

I'm a man. Why would you expect anything else? We're meant to be easy and predictable. You are woman. You possess what we seek. We cannot afford to confuse your minds if we are to attain what we seek. Therefore, we elect to be easy and predictable.

You gotta give a woman a reason to go along - a good reason. It’s gotta have appeal, and it can’t be just a romp in the sack. That might be the end game but you gotta dress it up.