Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.

Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha.

Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem.