My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world.

Most people have friends, but no money. I have the opposite. I don't have a chance to talk to my real friends, the ones I've had since I was 5 years old. Sometimes I wish I could bring Czechoslovakia to America. Then I would be the happiest guy in the world.

Old people, don't watch it because you might die just watching it.

Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife.