If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.