11 Quotes by Jay Leno about sex

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    New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

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    It turns out Enron workers were not only shredding documents at work, they were having sex at work. Having sex and shredding documents. Those are two things you don't want to get mixed up.

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    A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

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    The Kinsey Institute says gay men have bigger sex organs. Hence the origin of gay pride.

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    Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.

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    Riding a Ducati is like having sex with an aerobics instructor - you know, I'm exhausted and panting and it's going: 'Are you done, already?'

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    There is a new book out about Hillary Clinton that claims Bill is still having affairs but Hillary continues to look the other way. The only problem is when Hillary does look the other way Bill's having sex with a women over there too.

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    According to a new study, 63% of men surveyed said they like to settle an argument by having sex. The other 37% of the men said they would never want to get into an argument with those men.

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    Statistics show 50% of the people use the internet. The rest have sex with real people.

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