I Twitter (or Facebook) therefore I am

You can't judge a book by it's cover but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good one.

He who knows all the answers, but none of the questions is like a large gobbling bird on Thanksgiving.

Cellaholics are those who interrupt quality time when they are with you, but rather text, call, and email others who are somewhere else.

When you chronically interrupt your time with whom ever you're with to answer your phone/text you are saying that the caller is more important.

And no you're not that important that you must always dismiss your current company to answer whomever is on the phone. Seriously, you're not.

Student: why do dumb people ignore wise people. Teacher: Because, the dumb people believe they are the wise people.

When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!

if at first you don't wake up try, try again...