Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes.

Of course you are. Then you're going to give me multiple orgasms and pay off my mortgage too. I saw this movie, pal. It was in the fantasy section. (Isa)

...love him enough to give him this, even if it's at the price of your pride." (Annette to Cat)

I'm sorry I can't give you the normal life you wanted, but I promise to adore you every day for the rest of your new one.