I believe that I have such a vanilla life. But maybe I come with a different perspective. I'm always trying to improve myself.

I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

The living room is a monument to my impulsive spending habits. I've got more than two hundred DVDs, including cinematic greats such as Monkey Bone, Corkey Romano, and A Night at the Roxbury, leading me to believe not only do I have awful taste in films, but I also have a Chris Kattan fixation. What I don't have is $4000 earing intrest in a money market account.

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.

The first 'Wii Fit' games I tried were the slalom and ski jumping. I believe my spectacular failures here had more to do with the board resting on thick carpet than my shoddy balance.