Everyone gets scared at times. It's only the fools who won't admit it.

I haven't don anything wrong." At least, not for a few hours

A person can be educated and still be stupid, and a wise man can have no education at all.

I never denied being a fool. That's the difference between us.

You stole it from the master.""Who stole it from me. What I did simply set the universe back in order.

You eat with your left hand. That's unacceptable. Can you do it with your right?""Can you do it with your left?

If he put us in dresses, we wouldn't suddenly become women

Afraid of a wooden sword?""Just demonstrating my skills in evading an attack. Impressed?

Get me a real chair