23 Quotes by Jennifer Crusie about humor
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He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him.What?' Ronald said.I didn't say anything.'You're breathing heavy.
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Who was the moron on the phone?""Carl Avery," Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.
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Sorry. I forgot your lust for small talk. And how have you been in the fourteen hours since we last spoke, eight of which you were sleeping?
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You're not by any chance my stepmother are you?" Min said to her mother's reflection. "Because that would explain so much.
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Wonder of wonders, the box had Elvis. Immediately the bar seemed a better place. She fed in coins and then punched the keys for "Hound Dog." Too bad Elvis had never recorded one called "Dickhead.
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