63 Quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout about humor
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I like you, Calla. Yeah, I’ve only known you a couple of days. But you’ve made me laugh,” he said, his gaze never leaving mine. “I can also tell you’re nice and sweet when you wanna be. I think you’re cute as hell and you make me hard
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I think that's possibly the nicest thing you have said to me. Ever."I laughed. "No it's not. I've said nice things to you before.""Like what?"There had to be another situation when I'd said something nice. "Like... when... " I couldn't think of anything. Jeez, I was a bitch. "Okay. That is the first nice thing I've said to you.""I think I need a moment to recognize and cherish this.
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Throwing a sub at the Apollyon probably wasn't something that should be done in public. But I couldn't help it; I laughed.
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I rolled my eyes, finishing off the burger. Rummaging around in the bag, I pulled out an extra-large order of fries. With all the exercise I was getting, my escape would involve me rolling out of here.
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Then I guess I'll just have to try biting again""You wanna try?" He leaned the curve of my cheek. "Let me suggest more appropriate places. I have this piercing.
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Cocking his head, the demon frowned. He stared at me as if he'd ordered a tender marinated filet, but instead had ended up with a cheap flat beef patty. I was sort of offended. I was 100 percent organic Angus beef, thank you very much.
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Why did he have to have such a...charming grin? It was the kind I knew numerous others had fallen prey to.I doubted any of them regretted that fall.I knew I didn't.
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Six-pack? Was it possible to have an eight-pack? I think he had one. Smooth skin stretched over tightly rolled muscles. I bet I could've done a week's worth of laundry on his stomach.Probably would be a heck of a lot more fun that way to wash clothes.
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I'm hoping that hawk returns, and instead of snatching up poor helpless animals and children, it grabs you
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