63 Quotes by Jennifer L. Armentrout about humor
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She rolled her eyes. "Then what happened?"Rubbing his temples, he glanced at the door. "Bethany and I were making out and something happened that never happened before."Dee leaned back. A look of supreme disgust clouded her pretty face. "Uh, yuck if this is about any kind of premat-""Oh my God, shut and listen, okay?" He dragged a hand through his hair. "we were making out, and I lost my hold on my human form. I lit up like a freaking Christmas tree.
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Some girl named Eva has him convinced that you put out after one beer.""What?" My voice was as shrill as the ringing tardy bell"I personally don't believe it" he went on blithely, "and I have a Porsche. Not as much leg room as a Beamer, but so much hotter, I'm told.
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The demon?" Roth scoffed. "That's 'Your Highness' to you.
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Okay. Stop. All of you. This gossipfest about my virginity is not something I want to continue.
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You expect me to wipe out everyone while you play Candy Crush on your phone?""Not Candy Crush. I'd probably be playing Wordsy.
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Are you done talking yet? Or are you too afraid that I might actually beat you, so you won’t shut up?” “I like hearing myself talk.
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He cocked his head to the side."Anything else your allergic to?""Besides penicillin and guys who bust into my apartment? No.
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It's no problem." He picked up a slip of paper and then glanced up. "Astronomy 101? I'm heading that way too." Great. For the whole semester I'd have to see the guy I nearly killed in the hallway.
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My mom's voice filtered through my thoughts as I stopped in front of the Robert Byrd Science Building, out of the breath from racing up the steepest, most inconvenient hill in history.
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