15 Quotes by Jesse Petersen about Zombies
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Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.
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Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.
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Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.
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Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.
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So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.
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Men are from Mars. Zombies are from Hell.
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Don't discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.
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You are your partner are on the same side - it's the side of the living.
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Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?
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