A ballplayer spends a good piece of his life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.

You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.

The older they get, the better they were when they were younger.

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it.