4 Quotes by Jim Gaffigan about firsts

  • Author Jim Gaffigan
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    Who was the first person to walk into a harbor and say, "Whatever that horrible smell is I want to eat it"

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    Comedy is a very lucrative business now, but when everyone first went into it, it didn't make sense from a financial standpoint.

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  • Author Jim Gaffigan
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    I've had plenty of friends tell me that their first time doing stand-up, they do well, and then they tank for a while after that. Kind of like the first time you do a drug, you're like, "Huh! This is pretty darn good," and then you spend all your money trying to get the same high.

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