I wouldn't say that comedy brought me away from it.I think that my idea of faith was another obligation in my life.

I think when I started doing stand-up, that's when I really tried to question everything in my belief system which is - I think a pretty important part of being a comedian is really questioning things.

Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would admit throwing an f-bomb in there would help get a reaction. ... I'm not on a Puritanical pursuit, but when I would curse in a joke, I believe I'm not done writing it.

There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

I think what Pope Francis is saying is that nobody's perfect, you know? And so someone like Joe Biden, you know, where - you know, when he was running for president, people were - there were some bishops that were like don't let him have the Eucharist. And Pope Francis is saying that's not the point of this.

I think I grew up with the idea that God was a punishing being, constructed around rules.

Weight Watchers says nothing tastes better than thin feels. I can think of a thousand things that taste better than thin feels.

Don't you think it's strange how many referees work at Footlocker?

On MySpace ... the whole demographic of the stand-up comedy fan has changed. It's like an indie band thing. People think they've discovered you.