20 Quotes by Joan Rivers about Comedy
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I hate everyone, starting with myself. (Title of her autobiography.
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I have never learned how to tell somebody something good about myself; that should be a secret they must find out .
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Laughing made me feel safe. I was not going to be enveloped by the seediness that coated this world like dust.
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The act of creation fascinates me. You can only sit with blank page and wait. You cannot press a button, cannot program it.
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Everything comes out of smoke and mist and nothingness, a mystical happening…
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I had a blind date with a dentist — and he told me to come back in six months.
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Maybe that is why in my comedy I try and puncture the hypocrisy all around us, why it is almost a crusade with me to strip life down to what really is true.
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People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.
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Liked" was the kiss of death. "Loved" or "hated" interested him. At least the performer had aroused emotion.
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