Maybe if God gives you a handicap, he makes sure you've got a few extra doses of humor to take the edge off.

God doesn't give people burdens they can't handle.

People change, but only if you give them room to do it.

Witness testimony is always flawed. It's better than circumstantial evidence, sure, but people aren't camcorders; they don't record every action and reaction, and the very act of remembering involves chosing words, actions and images. In other words, any witness who was supposed to be giving a court facts is really just giving them a version of fiction.

There are always sides. There is always a winner and a loser. For every person who gets, there's someone who must give.

Read a ton. Take a workshop course so you learn to give and get criticism.

You can be strapped to the most stable chair and still feel the world give way beneath you.