England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr...

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it...

Another over-rated Brazilian... Sort your hamstrings out FatBoy..

Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.