36 Quotes by John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert Comic about Humorous
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Michelangelo, and a guy named Guido, both obtained their marble from the same Italian quarry. But what each man saw in that marble made the difference between a statue gathering dust in a museum, and the calcite nano-compounds that saved our galaxy from the dreaded Venusian Hell-Beam.
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Biological' – the original oxymoron.
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Lead you not into temptation? Got it. And what else would you like me not to do? – God
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Listen more than you speak, sniff more than you listen.
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St. Genesius is the patron saint of clowns and lawyers. Clearly, the Lord doesn't always work in mysterious ways.
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We all have our pet peeves. But mine have won Best of Breed twelve years running.
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Is the 'is' in Richard Brinsley Sheridan's quote 'Never say more than is necessary' necessary?
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Oriana Fallaci sounds like the name of an act that's illegal in several southern US states.
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It's not polite to have a point.
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