To me, 'problem' is just another word for opportunity. Plus, 'problem' is easier to say.

It's not casual sex if you're really focused on doing it well.

Interpersonal skills are like database management systems: being a good listener is about routing incoming requests to an appropriate service handler.

Note to self: Next time, gird my loins *before* coming to the office.

Sometimes love isn't enough. The rest of the time it's overkill.

You say 'evasive action' like there's some other kind.

Policy is the best dishonesty.

I always think before I speak. I always think "I think I'll speak now.

They say that unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes. Then again, if you're a dog you probably like that view.