This Fruity Pebble that ya dealin' with, I ain't ya average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.

Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack a size that is appropriate for my waist because they don't fit my ass!

Nobody remembers second place.

I never back down and I never quit!

You want some? Come get some!

You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.

There's those who talk about it. And there's those who BE about it!

I'm the white Mohammad Ali.

This is my life, this is my passion, this is all I got.