I've always found life quite difficult to explain to people or to myself.

We all die at the end, but does that nullify everything? Would most people rather say, "I wish I hadn't been born?" Once you're born you'll have to die, now is that funny or sad?

I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh, which is all we were trying to do; we were just trying to make each other laugh.

I don't understand why very, very rich people want to have even more money than they've already got.

It’s only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.

Telling people how to be creative is easy - being creative is difficult.

When you get to my age, and I'm 66 now, you realize that the world is a madhouse and that most people are operating in fantasy anyway. So once you realise that, it doesn't bother you much.

Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn.

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.