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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
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If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.
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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
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Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain
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You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
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Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
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We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.
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That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material.
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We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck.
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