Whenever you take over something that is popular and has a fanatical following that loves it, you're never going to please everyone. The trick is to have enough wherewithal to follow through with what you want to do with it and give it time to evolve.

We could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves.

If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.

People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.

Everything in Italian sounds like 'Give me your money or I'm going to beat your @$$'.

At the end of your life, do you give a concession speech?

The Department of Homeland Security recommends a three-day supply of water consisting of one bottle per day for each person in your home. Plus one extra bottle to give you all something to kill each other over on day four.