"I am just mystified by these people telling me I would think Obama was doing a great job if his skin contained less melanin."

"I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings."

"Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!"

"Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs."

"Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday."

"Tip to all British tabloids: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone. I repeat: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone."

"One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant."