The only thing which really seemed to pay off in life, if you went by Mary Pedersen's example, was sleeping with your superiors.

You are so beautiful, I could eat you,” he said.And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.And he could eat her.

Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.And killing people.

You sick bastard,” she said.“Yes, I guess you could call me that." Terry replied.

He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.

You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

I guess all my afternoon beers and burgers were catching up with me, which made me want to scream THEN WHY NOT MY HAIR!?