"For your own safety, do not attempt to open a book until we have more information on the nature and cause of these problems."

"Diane felt a gentle hand touch her own, a sympathetic pat. Dawn had both hands on her coffee cup. Diane looked back down at her own hand, and saw the final quick motion of a gray-gloved hand disappearing under her table."

"It's not other people that hurt us, but what we feel about them"

"We are not history yet. We are happening now. How miraculous is that?"

"Fine!" she shouted at it."Okay!" shouted a man in a nearby booth at a stain on his tie.In the kitchen, another man, in a floral apron and a hairnet, nodded at a tub of soaking dishes "Yep," he said.People often found themselves assenting to inanimate objects in the Moonlight All-Nite."

"Valentine's Day is a disaster. Any day that is designed to perfectly encapsulate something as messy and personal as two people in a romantic relationship would have to be. But in Night Vale it also kills people. This is called satire."

"The library will be under a sort of renovation. It is not important what kind of renovation."

"As we all know, the spine ridges of adult cats are highly poisonous. If you are coming to see a kitten that you have adopted, it is important that you check for the location and severity of the spine ridge before attempting any petting. Also, keep your hands away from their mouths. A few of them have developed their venom sacks. We lost two cat adopters already this month, so...let's just be careful people."

"Some days the weather happens and we never look up or go outside and that’s okay too."

"In my rage, I can be anywhere, do anything. Vengeance is my path, and I must never once veer from it."