"Subconsciously there are many people you hate.”“Consciously, sir, consciously,” Yossarian corrected in an effort to help. “I hate themconsciously."

"Hungry Joe was crazy, and no one knew it better than Yossarian, who did everything he could to help him. Hungry Joe just wouldn’t listen to Yossarian. Hungry Joe just wouldn’t listen because he thought Yossarian was crazy"

"I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service."

"When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering."