16 Quotes by Joss Whedon about humor
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I'm disgusted when I see some old guy with a younger woman. Or a younger guy with a younger woman. Just couples. Or groups. Any person.
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Nobody ever called me any OH MY GOD you mean that guy that one that set himself on FIRE!""As I said, fanatics.""But he set himself on fire!""Centuries of useless, obsessive waiting. Makes a human-""HE SET HIMSELF ON FIRE!"Maybe he was cold.
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So, what's first?""Dexterity. I throw things at you. You avoid them.""You're not a complicated person, are you? Let's do it."20 seconds later"You hib me wib a girder!""How many claws am I holding up?""You hib my face wib a whole girder!""You were meant to duck.""Can we skip degsteriby?
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To read makes our speaking English good.
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I really like beer.
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Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
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I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything fantastical to become relatable.
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