Not all friends know they have lost you.

You don't have to live happily ever after with every single person in your life in order to live happily ever after. Some unfortunate endings are necessary.

Before you reach the point of forgiveness, you go through the phase where you pray... for every possible misfortune and ill luck to strike them dead while you sit and watch.

There is a way of reacting to insult that gives people the impression that you want more. I don't know what it is, but I seem to have mastered it.

True ability is undisturbed by pretentious criticism.

If a normally kind, agreeable person makes an enemy of you, you ought to ask yourself why.

What advantage has the person who will not listen over the one who cannot hear?

It is unjust, but only Christlike, to suffer persecution for doing what is right.

If people keep stepping on you, wear a pointy hat.