I write things down because my thoughts get too heavy in my head and it hurts my neck.

Writer's block: That moment when you freeze on the bridge between expectation and reality.

First rule of exposition: Less is more.

Oh you cut your hair! What happened? Are you going through a breakup or something?""My favorite character died.

They always tell you to do what you love. But they forget to add that writing doesn't pay by the hour.