Stephanie took another puff from her candy cigarette, reached into her purse, brought out the rest of the pack, and said, "Want one of these damned cigarettes?

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.

Ain't no decent woman ever had that many husbands to die from natural causes.

There aren't many kids today as good as you are. Kids today are selfish; they don't think of others. They're too busy listening to devil music on their eight-track players to think of anyone else.